Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.
You: Your, welcome
Alien: May I ask you a few questions?
You: Ofcourse!
Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?
You: It's a nice place to live in. The most beautiful sight on earth is where the twin towers fell and when they have their memorial the lights go up into the sky.
You: What is your planet like?
Alien: Cool a lot of lights and spaceships in the sky.
Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?
You: Because it is very disrespectful to stare at each other on earth.
You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?
Alien: Creepy cause you don't even walk, you fly in the sky.
Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?
You: Because we have to fight for our country so we can live in a better place.
Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?
You: Because they have a lot of sugar and calories in side of them.
You: What do you eat on your planet?
Alien: lots of food like rice, beans, cheesecake and lots of more.
Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?
You: A lot of people don't care about the earth because they thin it's a pig stock and the only thing they're doing about it is making some people turn green.
